David Letterman: "Top Ten Signs Rahm Emanuel Is Nuts."

David Letterman took a moment to make fun of Rahm Emanuel with his Top Ten list last night.

I think he could have come up with some better ones.

10. Every morning takes a leak off the Truman balcony.

9. President Obama smokes cigarettes; Rahm eats them.

8. Spotterd today at a Toyota dealership.

7. He’s leaving Obama to become special advisor to Richard Nixon.

6. In a fit of rage, he snapped Dennis Kucinich in half.

5. Changing his name to Rahm Emanuel Lewis.

4. Refers to every cabinet member as “Clarkie.”

3. Recent got into a heated policy debate with his stapler.

2. You mean, besides walking around D.C. naked?

1. Even Andy Dick is telling him to chill.