Why is Chris Matthews so obsessed with Liz Cheney and Sarah Palin? Do you think he dreams about sneaking up on them, pulling their hair and running off giggling? I do. No, seriously. Seriously.
Apparently, intelligent conservative women are tingle-blockers for him.
I can picture it now…
He’s sitting there trying to enjoy everything that is the glorious Barack Obama. Decked out in democratic blue leather and fishnets, when… BOOM! Sarah Palin pops up on the screen giving him a case of progressive blue balls. Cursing her image, Matthews throws his wine cooler down and storms off to lock himself in his bedroom. “She ruins everything!!”
“He reminds me of that Marlon Brando character in Superman up on Krypton. The island’s about to, the planet’s is about to blow up so he puts his little kid, in this case Superman, in a little capsule and sends him to Earth. It’s like Cheney know his whole world is blowing up, so he’s put his little daughter in this capsule and is sending her to us. It just seems like he’s spending all his time as kind of like a booster rocket. Building one for his offspring. What’s going on with this family?” – Chris Matthews.
“Well, I’ll go back to my image of the planet of Krypton where Dick Cheney is sending his offspring off to be saved from the coming explosion.” – Chris Matthews.
“I swear that Mr. and Mrs. Cheney get up every morning with their daughter and they cook up an email to send to POLITICO and get some news for the family. It’s this little cottage industry of Cheney creation news over there. What do you make of that? How they just re-forest the country with news from the Cheney family. I don’t get it.” – Chris Matthews.
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